me: i get weird pain sometimes
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Skyrim: Low Resolution Edition
this is painful to bear.
IT’S LIKE RUNESCAPE
I’d play it like this.
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO
the video is funny but the bronies shitting all over themselves in the comments are funnier
bronies: not even once
i like mlp but omg learn to take a joke. and if one so strongly believes that they are not like what’s being portrayed then just be proud you’re not the one being made fun of or that you’re better than this. yeah it’s kinda fucked up but hey, most popular humor is making fun of people whether you like it or not. and if it’s accurate to one who is a ‘brony’ (as much as i detest using that term), just laugh it off. i’m damn pretty sure the parodies people make are not meant to be taken so harshly. the channel is called collegeHUMOR. as in ha ha laughs all around HUMOR. aka it’s A FUCKING JOKE.
spoilers below the break
Just some gifs of the best friend in existence… AKA Mako Mankanshoku from Kill la Kill.
too much fun
IT SOUNDS LIKE HE’S IN THE BOTTOM OF HELL SCREAMING CHOCOLATE
You forgot Ditto, who is a failed attempt at cloning Mew.
Klink is a little more complicated.
Klink spontaneously came into existence “about 100 years ago” which roughly corresponds with the industrial revolution, since Pokemon is set in a parallel present. It’s also said in the anime that Trubbish spontaneously comes to life in garbage pits.
Okay so … the way a lot of media franchises work is that they have sort of a series bible that explains the finer points of everything, and it’s boring to just dump the series bible right out in the dialog so they’ll allude to a singular concept from different angles so that those concepts give you a glimpse of the whole idea.
Pokemon has been doing that for a while, and finally drove it home in Gen 5.
There’s this concept in Pokemon that Pokemon spontaneously come into existence as a result of the existence of another thing. This concept is never explained clearly and outright, but it’s hinted to at several points. The origin story of Voltorb and Klink are good examples, but so are Pokemon like Mr Mime and Vanillite.
Pokemon come into existence to reflect memes from the collective human consciousness. Real birds exist and humans understand that so new Pokemon come into existence that are based on real birds. You may also conclude that the animals that most Pokemon are “based” on could’ve been driven to extinction by their Pokemon counterparts, which is in no way supported in the games or comics or anime, but would be a reasonable conclusion.
Okay but wait there’s more!
Legendary Pokemon only exist because their legend exists. It’s like a chicken/egg problem. The lore of a legendary Pokemon makes it real. Arceus only created the universe because the people of Sinnoh believed it to be true, and it retroactively became true.
There’s this optional story thing in Heart Gold / Soul Silver where Cynthia talks about the connection between Johto’s Unown and Sinnoh’s Arceus legends, and how the two might be related. We then see a swarm of Unown bringing a new Arceus into existence - one totally different from the Arceus featured in the previous game.
Remember in the anime movie when Unown had the power to make dreams a reality? Pokemon exist as a result of human dreams and language and Unown are the manifestation of that concept.
That’s how Pokemon work.
My entire life makes sense.
WHEN THE HELL DID POKEMON GET SO META
Yes! YES! This is exactly what I’ve been thinking this whole time! Except my theories go a bit farther to say that the Unown are actually what run the universe, and that the chaos that created the egg Arceus came in is actually the dimension of Unown! After it was created, Arceus was able to continue from there, but the Unown still have that exact power as before, which explains why the ruins of Alph were created by worshippers of them, because they really are an all powerful deity.
An ultimate combination of my other combinations of Taokaka from BlazBlue, Felicia from Darkstalkers and Miss Fortune from Skullgirls.
AKA, Return of the Buckle Panties.
All problems with this design were in deciding whether to focus more on combining the original three designs, or to combine my resulting three designs. Taokaka, as being the ‘masked’ character, presented the biggest problem. I didn’t want the final design to have the hood up, as that was only present on Taokaka, and it tends to dominate the design. Yet, two of the combos had it up. I ended up having to push Taokaka down a bit, in favor of bringing up more personality from the other two.
You can find the bits of each design here and there. Taokaka’s little pigtails, the resulting half-jacket… thing. Her tail, eye color base and general tonality. Felicia’s crazy ass fur and overall hair hue, with her hair style being most prominent. Miss Fortune occupies a lot of the rest of the design’s more minor features - mainly clothing, which can easily make it seem she’s most dominant. And of course, since I was pulling elements from the combos at the same time, the fact that they were already merged means the features are already blended down.
Color theory? What a mess. Again, do I use the combos? Do I use the originals? After trying to shove everything together, I decided to do a little of both and slightly alter the hue on several items to try to unify the palette. A lot of my original problems were with the coat, which used to be much longer, and darker. By pulling in that area and making it a lighter tone, near the skin color, it does very scientific stupid shit things to the design that make it not dumb. Take my word for it.
The worst part was the name. Taokaka, Miss Fortune, Felicia. They barely share the same letters, and no real relationship between syllables and no commonalities in vowels. I managed to shove the names together in several ways but all sounded very ugly. One looked almost just like ‘fellatio.’ A catgirl with gigantic feet and clawed paws with a penchant for blowjobs? Yeah, I’m sure many are weeping. So instead I went with the one that almost sounds like it implies she may be a dickgirl. An obvious improvement…? Look, you’re either getting your dick torn off or you’re getting a little something for everyone. Either way she’s bad news in buckle panties. It’s a victory. “But, I - ” A VICTORY.
In this series:
"prettily animated slice of life is nothing special. snk has a lot of dynamic movement, and the artists make good use of cg. stop comparing an action anime to fucking slice of life. of course slice of life is going to have ridiculously detailed food and shit. they can use their budget that way because they don’t need cg or other affects integral in newer action anime. idiot."
kyoani is very relevant to this thank u